There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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