Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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