she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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