dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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