Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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