Your tits are I can't wait for
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
