I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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