I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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