they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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