You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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