Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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