sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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