We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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