Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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