school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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