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(714): View more from California

Who was that guy you went home with?

(1-714): View more from California

Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk

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(620): View more from Kansas

He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?

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(802): View more from Vermont

Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed

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(410): View more from Maryland

my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other

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