i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I need water and some morals
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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