yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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