Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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