Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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