margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just puked most of my soul out..
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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