he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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