i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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