We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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