do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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