I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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