I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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