Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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