Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Text me some of your sweat
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