my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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