i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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