I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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