Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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