just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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