Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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