I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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