I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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