so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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