I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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