sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She's the barista slut.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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