this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
