The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm too high and old for this...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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