problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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