I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you would pick up someone in the library
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Randomize
