don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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