Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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