Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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