I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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