Duck Duck Cougar?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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