OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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