Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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