i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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