Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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