She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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