make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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